Name That Attraction- Magic Kingdom Edition

"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination - hmm?" I sure hope you said that in the Ghost Host voice! 

These remarks can be heard by the vultures above you, as your boat is making it's way to the very top....right before a 49-foot plunge! 

This line is said by the family's perennial houseguest, old Uncle Orville. Uncle Orville has taken over the coolest spot in the house and rigged up a real clever contraption that he calls "air cooling." I think he might be on to something! 

That ever responsible Sebastian, can be found reminding guests of the safety rules as they board the attraction. 

Howdy partners! This famous safety message is said as the train departs the station. 

The Enchanted Tiki Room, where flowers sing and birds caw! Although it seems that not every bird, *cough Jose*, is a fan of Michael's cawing! 

Ah yes, the moment you've all been waiting for: the amazing, the colossal, the stupendous 8th wonder of the world...the back side of water!! Or as the skippers like to call it, "O2H". This popular joking is poking fun of...well nothing really amazing at all! 

The TTA PeopleMover is city transportation of the future and there is no better place to try it out than Tomorrowland. You will hear this particular announcement as you are approach Space Mountain. Fun Fact- the page for Mr. Tom Morrow is an inside joke for Imagineers. It refers back to the attraction, Mission to Mars, which use to lie along the TTA track. Tom Morrow was the head of operations there. 

The 1.5 railroad route takes guests around a relaxing ride around the park, with some cool behind the scene views. 

This trio of lovely bears sing the blues about dating when they coon "All the guys that turn me on, turn me down." 

The original Pirates ride featured a scene of a redheaded "wench" being actioned off, with a drunken pirate yelling, "We wants the redhead!" In an attempted to evolve with the cultural norms/appropriate expectations, this scene as well as other were updated in 2017. In scenes where pirates were chasing women, they are now chasing food, or where a pirate was once chasing a scared women, the tides have turned and she is now the one chasing him for stealing.